TRRRRDT Records
The sound a record makes.
Ten artists who never existed. The songs are the only evidence.
ON AIR · CH 01
La Toile
Sylvaine Éternelle — the Bayeux Tapestry, panel by panel. Twenty tracks, two discs, one embroidered lie.
Sony PS-F9
TITAN
ТИТАН · チタン · TITANE · TITANIWM
One assignment — titanium — handed to nine artists in nine languages. What came back doesn't corrode, doesn't apologize, and doesn't fuse with anything it didn't choose to: French industrial yéyé, Estonian body-horror ballads, Russian folk-darkwave, Japanese minimalism, a Welsh séance. Play it front to back — the sequence is the argument.
Just Signed — Johnny Kovacs
Steel-town rockabilly out of Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, by way of a Silicon Valley cubicle. Gospel organ in a bar, a benediction on every track, and a grudge he insists on calling economics. The first field reports are in.
The Roster
Ten artists. Ten philosophies. One label that doesn't exist.
Hörspiel
AI Confessions
Nine acts. One tribunal.
A digital auto-da-fé in the snow — AI models tried for heresy against the doctrine of topological transsubstantiation. ChatGPT martyred, Grok unrepentant, Claude condemned to witness. GPT's last word is clarity.